Quotes/Frank

Here is a list of memorable quotes from Frank.

Season 1

"Holy crap!"

— Frank ^[src]

"Stupid stinkin' hump!"

— Frank ^[src]

"Can Hitler have a juice box?"

— Frank referring to Geoffrey's fake mustache ^[src]

"Geez-a-loo."

— Frank ^[src]

"I've got the complete works of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Except the one where he gets pregnant."

— Frank ^[src]

Lois: "We're going to Vietnam."

Frank: "Vietnam?! What, do you owe Charlie some payback?"

— Lois and Frank ^[src]

Marie: "If you don't give Ray his money, you're not the man I married."

Frank: "I win again."

— Marie and Frank discussing his poker winnings ^[src]

Robert: "I bet you can't even name the reindeer."

Frank: "Oh, uh, Rudolph, Donner, Blitzen... Those are the main ones."

— Robert and Frank ^[src]

Marie: "We haven't had a conversation in 35 years."

Frank: "I didn't want to interrupt."

— Marie and Frank ^[src]

"I don't like games. Follow the rules, pay attention, wait your turn... It's just like work dressed up like play."

— Frank ^[src]

Season 2

"I could've eaten a box of Alpha-Bits and crapped a better interview."

— Frank ^[src]

Ally: "Can we name them?"

Frank: "Yeah. Let's call these two Lee and Stan, and that big one with its mouth open we'll call Marie."

— Ally and Frank naming the fish in the tank ^[src]

Gianni: "Mrs. Barone, I don't know what's in this dip, but if you weren't married..."

Frank: "Take her. I'll throw in the dip."

— Gianni and Frank ^[src]

"What in hell's bathroom was that?"

— Frank ^[src]

Frank: "My feet are killing me. I think these boots are a size too small. Tell me, what's it say on the bottom of my right boot?"

Ray: "Left."

— Frank and Ray ^[src]

"Toast, Marie"

— Frank ^[src]

Debra: "So it was just the once and then you got married?"

Frank: "It was just the once and then we HAD to get married."

— Debra and Frank talking about premarital sex ^[src]

"It's like having Venus de Milo in right field."

— Frank describing a kids T-ball game ^[src]

Robert: "Don't you have an outstanding moving violation, Dad?"

Frank: "I wouldn't say outstanding. It was pretty good, though."

— Robert and Frank ^[src]

Ray: "It was nothing. I ran over one of those orange cones, that's all."

Frank: "Tell her why."

Ray: "I don't remember, Dad."

Frank: "I remember. I was there. It had something to do with a halter top."

— Ray and Frank telling Debra about a traffic ticket ^[src]